And now for my next magic trick

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 10/31/2014 at 20:09 • Filed to: None

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I will acquire the Diabeetus.

davedave1111 > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:10

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Fuck you, fuck you, I've been resisting going for the burgers all evening, and just when you posted that was when the place closed. Yeah, fuck you some more. Fuck.

My citroen won't start > davedave1111 10/31/2014 at 20:12

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Those are not just regular burgers, the one on the left is barbecue sauce special and one on the right is a Mexican spicy burger.

ACESandEIGHTS > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:14

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Jump in with both feet.

Leave with neither.

Scary__goongala! > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:14

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You don't acquire diabetus, diabetus acquires you.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:14

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Where does one purchase such a commodity as this "diabeetus"?

Steve in Manhattan > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:15

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I have some LaFrieda patties in the freezer. This makes me want to defrost them.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:15

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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > ACESandEIGHTS 10/31/2014 at 20:17

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ACESandEIGHTS > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 10/31/2014 at 20:20

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My citroen won't start > Steve in Manhattan 10/31/2014 at 20:23

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DO IT.

JeepJeremy > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:26

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straight to the face, son! Get after it!!!

davedave1111 > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:27

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Actually, the burgers I was dreaming of are spicy chicken strip burgers. So not really burgers at all. But the buns are the same. Should I even ask what the crispy-looking stuff behind the burgers is?

Pity me, because I am eating these:

They actually taste like tortilla chips crossed with popcorn, so they're not all bad. And I'm dipping them in salt.

If I wasn't three-quarters of the way through a six-pack of these, I might be more bothered:

It's not much, as beer goes, to be honest. But it is 7.6 volts, so there's that,

Manuél Ferrari > ACESandEIGHTS 10/31/2014 at 20:27

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holy shit. I had not seen this. He needs a white Countach and a mound of cocaine STAT

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/31/2014 at 20:28

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You need to call Paula Deen, she'll deliver it to you.

My citroen won't start > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/31/2014 at 20:28

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In-fucking-credible

My citroen won't start > davedave1111 10/31/2014 at 20:33

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Those are onion rings, delivery box compacted them. I'm having some Tangle Foot.

ACESandEIGHTS > Manuél Ferrari 10/31/2014 at 20:37

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Axl, Tasty Kake is on the line and they'd like your endorsemSOLD! GOD ALMIGHTY, SWEET SWEET TASTY KAKES ERRY DAY!

davedave1111 > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 20:55

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Wow, now I'm suddenly no longer jealous at all :)

Crushed onion rings are bad enough, but if that's what passes for ale in your area... Nah, actually tanglefart's OK, but do you get their others?

I was just trying to work out what a rough US equivalent would be. Maybe something like this:

It's not bad, just not great either. (And I say that as someone who quite likes Sam Adams, as lager goes.)

My citroen won't start > davedave1111 10/31/2014 at 21:02

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It's actually the first time I try Tanglefoot haha, Golden Glory is the one I usually go for.

Steve in Manhattan > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 21:05

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I have made the North Jersey Onion Burger more than a few times ... perfection. Let me know how you make out.

http://ozersky.tv/2011/03/the-no…

davedave1111 > My citroen won't start 10/31/2014 at 21:10

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It's funny, I looked at the Tanglefoot and thought it's a bit ordinary, but then realised that I think most of the other beers from that brewery are OK. I do like hoppy beers, though.

The Perla's hitting me kind of hard. I meant to get some of these, but all the local shops were out: